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getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

merlinobsessedchild:

and i don’t care if this doesn’t fit on my blog. this is beautiful.

She has a beautiful heart…

Oh god.  Why are there tears in my eyes?

so-relatable-blog:

Most relatable posts here!

quiet000001:

exemplaryetoile:

My dream is that one day an NHL player will come out and then do one of these segments and in the final part, say: “If I can play, you can play”.

Did you know that apparently Tanner Glass actually tells off dudes on the ice if they’re using homophobic insults in chirping people?

themasterslover:

geardway:

THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM STAYS IN HELL FOREVER

i was waiting for someone to make this for i have no idea how long

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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